CRABURETOR

Grumpy mechanic everyone needs but nobody wants to admit they need. With a carburetor body, wrench claws that fix anything or pinch anyone who interrupts, and eight articulated legs for maximum workshop mobility. He is the sideways-walking solution to every mechanical problem. His claws can grip a microscopic bolt or crack open a rusted engine block, and that scowl? That’s just his face. This is him happy. He doesn’t believe in breaks, small talk, or “letting someone else handle things. He’s the friend who shows up at 3 AM for your broken car and spends the whole time explaining how you caused this. You need Craburetor on your team. Just don’t touch his tools.