DRILLPECKER

Relentless problem-solver who never meets a surface he can’t penetrate. With a beak that’s actually a precision percussion bit, a neck housing a compact high-torque motor, and a drilling rhythm that sounds like industrial drumming, he’s the specialist for holes that need drilling and fasteners that need driving—fast. His percussion action delivers thousands of impacts per minute, wood chips fly out as perfect squares (because even his debris is organized), and he can switch from drilling concrete to driving screws without breaking rhythm. He works vertically, horizontally, upside-down—gravity is a suggestion, not a limitation. He taps on things constantly (analyzing material density “just for fun”) and has personally installed 90% of the workshop shelving without anyone asking.