HYDROPHANT

Heavy-duty powerhouse who never met a mess he couldn’t blast away. With a trunk that’s actually a high-pressure hydraulic hose, tusks that work as quick-connect couplers for any attachment you can imagine, and a back-mounted pressure tank that could strip paint off a battleship. He is the go-to guy for jobs that require serious force. He can spray, wash, blast, or pump with enough PSI to move mountains or gentle enough to water delicate flowers. His trunk articulates in every direction, his tank never seems to run empty, and he’s got the steady patience of someone who knows power doesn’t need to be rushed. He spends his free time tending the workshop garden using a fine mist setting and quietly fixing things nobody asked him to fix but definitely needed fixing.