ROLLERDILLO

Perfectionist of pavement who won’t sign off until every surface is flawless. With a segmented shell that doubles as a precision drum roller, wheels that leave perfect parallel tracks, and the ability to compact anything from fresh asphalt to gravel pathways, he’s the standard by which all road work is measured. His shell segments roll independently for maximum surface contact, he can detect inconsistencies by feel that other equipment would miss, and he takes personal pride in every inch of road he completes. He works slowly, methodically, and refuses to rush—because perfect pavement doesn’t happen fast. He walks parking lots critiquing the work and has strong opinions about gravel sizes.