ROUTERMITE

Precision woodworker who makes sawdust look like art. With mandibles that function as router bits, a shop-vac canister backpack that captures every speck of debris, and the ability to cut perfectly straight channels in wood without measuring twice. He is the finish carpenter who turns rough lumber into refined craftsmanship. His mandibles spin at variable speeds, cut grooves with precision, and leave edges so clean they don’t need sanding. The shop-vac backpack runs continuously, sucking up sawdust as he works, which means his workspace stays cleaner than most people’s living rooms. He operates on wood tiles like they’re his personal canvas, carving channels, dados, and decorative details with the focus of an insect who’s been doing this for millions of years.